My Twilight Review*spoiler warning*

[Leopardstorm]

I havn't yet had a good chat with how much the movie sucked, how much Bella stuttered on every line, and how CEDRIC DIGGORY from HARRY POTTER, is SO, not Edward xDDD

Bella: So, Edward, you're immortal, and 17?
Edward: Yep. Its a good thing, too. If I had waited another year, all those hot high-school girls would be eternally illegal for me.
Bella: That's really creepy.
Edward: *sings* That's what I love about high-school girls, they keep getting older I stay the same age.*

The theatre- There were so many people there when i went, that elbow room was just a far off dream. i felt bad for the people who weren't seeing Twilight. and when we got in there, there were a bunch or 12 year olds who kept screaming at the credits and wouldn't shut up, ranting about, OH-EM-GEE, Jacob! Edward's so hot! That's not in the movie! Heroin! Alice ish so shexeh! UGH KNHFLNK K,HFHJWEHBEJ F. -_-
Jacob pops up "ooooo"
Edward sits "ooooo"
Edward is watching Bella sleep. " . . . "

Do you all hear me? wtf is wrong with america???

Ok, Bella. Let me say some things about Bella. In the book, i thought she was OK. A little whiny, but still, ok. then i saw the movie and I just went berserk at how bad her acting was! and then at the very end, these guys behind me kept using a lazer pointer to point in her nose and I couldn't stop from cracking up xD

Edward- YOU'RE UGLY YOU POINTY EAR, LIP-STICK-WEARING HARRY POTTER CHARACTER.

Jasper- his expression left me like xD. "The blonde who looks like he's in pain" that was actually a good part.

Emmett- He wasn't so big =\ i was expecting better. His hair was crack though.

Rosalie- @-@'.............................................................................................

Alice- She was actually OK. Her hair should have been spikier and more black, though. and she barely got any screentime, besides when she ripped James's head off.

Esme- Ok

Carlisle- was hot xD

Charlie- would have been hot if he didn't have the mustache. also, i loved it when he was fixing his gun and bella told him she was Edward was coming over and he coc.ked the gun and said "Bring him in" that was funny, I don't care who ya are.

James - He was so smexy. they should have made him Edward.

Laurent- I didn't know Laurent was black. It kinda made me confused as to who he was at first, but then i gotr over it. He looked really awesome. Ya mon lol

Victoria- *See Rosalie*




And this concludes my review. The thoughts are mine personally, characters i described (c) Stephenie Meyer.

[//Cindy// l u n a]

--claps--

well, I liked the movie... overall.

I have to say that the script they wrote for Edward & Bella? Sucked. It wasn't as much bad acting as just... bad actors and terrible, terrible lines. NOT a good combo. And don't be too hard on poor Robert Pattinson. Do you think he enjoys having hordes of teenage girls run after him screaming "Edward"? I sure as h--- wouldn't.

And Kirsten Stewart who played Bella... not a great choice by the directors. I didn't feel the "Bella" vibe.

I think they chose well for the other vampires. Except Jasper - but hey, there has to be humor in the movie somewhere. And his face was hilarious. He looked constipated. I loved Emmett and Carlisle was really hot. Rosalie was good, as was Esme. Alice was great - I wish they'd given her more screen time, too.

I loved Charlie. He wasn't was I was expecting, or how I pictured Police Chief Swan. But I got over it - he's great for the role, personality-wise.

James. Was. Sexy. I think he would've made a great Edward... but he was good as the bad guy. Excellent pick. I liked Victoria, too. And I agree about Laurent. He wasn't what I expected, but great all the same.

Last, and certainly not least - Jacob was amazing. I don't care about the acting. I'm going to go ahead and be shallow here - that actor was seriously hot.


Luckily for me, I didn't have the scary-tweens-fawning-over-the-movie problem. I went a couple nights after the movie opened, and the place was only about half-full. I sat wayyyy in the back with a friend. It was a lot of fun, because we made fun of and enjoyed the movie together. I actually had a great time. Making fun of Edward, Bella, and Jasper added to the experience.

[Leopardstorm]

Dude 1: That movie sucked!

Dude 2:You just need to read the book.

Dude 1:Screw that, there's probably 10 year old girls screaming in the back of that crap, too.

xD

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I think i will enjoy the movie more when I can watch it in the quiet calmness of my own den. I love Jake, I found a really funny comic thingy of him saying something else to Bella at the end of the movie... Cant... say it on here though. Virgin ears present. >3> Its sad they're replacing him for New Moon. v~v OMG! Billy! Billy was aweshom xD. Billy: He's been talking about you. Jake: Yeah, thx dad... Billy: Just keeping it real, son. xDDDDDD Gah...

James = smexeh. 'Nuff said. . . . They should have made him both EDWARD and JAMES . That'd be funny.

Another thing, I thought they were all supposed to be exceedingly beautiful. Couldn't the editors have done some computer stuff to make em look less human? I mean, sheesh. They looked... human! .-.

When Edward said 'You are like my brand of heroin' I said to my friends. 'Bella, I want to snort you' then we laughed, and people laughed with us for no reason... Twilight cults. e.e'

[Midnightstorm]

I agree with Cindy but I like Edward and
Emmett the best!