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Post by coddle the infectionxxx on Mar 28, 2006 21:43:12 GMT -5
He landed on his feet and paused. Then he dramatically threw hismelf to the ground, sprawled out in an overly dramatic fasion. Oh I am desolate, Oh I am defeated. The cunning army of pointed nose has surprised me witht their stealthy battle tatcis. Oh, how am I to cope?
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Post by icefang on Mar 28, 2006 21:54:19 GMT -5
"Yes, I have hithero unexpected skills," she said. She poked him in the forehead with her nose. "And now I have punctured your skull with my pointy nose. Fear me!"
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Post by coddle the infectionxxx on Mar 29, 2006 17:13:43 GMT -5
Oh, how this pointy nosed warrior had surprised me with the hither to undetected intellect and strength. Never would I have imagined it of such pointy savages! Oh woe is me! The shame is too much to bear. The pain is overwhelming! Someone fetch me a mouse before I die of exhastion and blood loss, The apprentice drawled solemly. There was a desperate twinkle of laughter in his eyes, but his face remained fully straight. He looked at Spiritpaw through a cracked eye-lid, wanting to see her reaction to his odd speech and accent.
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Post by icefang on Mar 29, 2006 17:24:09 GMT -5
OOC: mm... wonder if hithero's a word...
IC: "No mice for you!" she said, eyes sparkling with laughter. "We haven't brought any for the Clan you- you-" she paused dramatically as if thinking of a name to address Bearpaw's treachery "You... traitor! Or do you prefer 'victim-of-Spiritpaw's-amazing-and-destructive-skull-crushing-nose-poke'?"
OOC: bleh
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Post by coddle the infectionxxx on Mar 29, 2006 17:27:46 GMT -5
I prefer... Bearpaw! Savior of the world... and... His eyes glinted mischeviously. Then he whipped of the ground and pounced with lgitheing speed. He aimed to land squarely on her shoulders, and called, while he was doing so, Dfeater of the pointy nosed army!
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Post by icefang on Mar 29, 2006 17:31:48 GMT -5
She was caught by surprise, and his 'attack' landed right on. She was flattened. She squirmed around, trying to break free and let out a cry of fake anguish. "I've been defeated! I'm sorry King Swirlingheart," she nodded at Swirlingheart. "I suppose the rebellion was simply too strong for your pointy nosed army!" She looked up at him, positioned with his front paws on her shoulders and smiled inadvertantly.
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Post by coddle the infectionxxx on Mar 29, 2006 17:35:32 GMT -5
And now I shall- hey. Swirlingheart can't be a king. She's a girl. Or is she? He said, eyes moving in a mockingly shifty manner. His eyes twinkled, but he didn't move. You are defeated. Now I will simply have to wait until you are dead. Then I shall htrow a funeral banquet and we shall all party. Oops. I meant Mourn, I really did, though his tone suggeseted it was on purpose.
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Post by icefang on Mar 29, 2006 17:39:55 GMT -5
OOC: Oh, Swirlingheart's a girl? Well that was dumb... no point in modifying now..
IC: "Whoops, sorry Queen Swirlingheart," said Spiritpaw. "I'll just call you Master then. And as for you! I'm not dying if you guys are going to party!" She let out a purr of laughter. "You'll just have to sit on me for the rest of your life."
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Post by icefang on Mar 29, 2006 17:40:38 GMT -5
"And why would I want to miss out on a banquet in my honor?" she added.
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Post by coddle the infectionxxx on Mar 30, 2006 20:47:49 GMT -5
No hassel there, your comfortable. Come Join me, oh Swirlingheart, he purred.
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Post by icefang on Mar 30, 2006 20:54:36 GMT -5
"Well you're not!" she said. "Get off you great lump!" She sat up sliding him off.
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Post by STREAMY ?! on Apr 1, 2006 17:18:53 GMT -5
ooc:duh she's a girl! lol but still you should know that! ic: "I don't know them, I don't know them.." Swirlingheart murmured loud enough for the apprentices to hear.
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Post by coddle the infectionxxx on Apr 1, 2006 20:05:12 GMT -5
Whose them? Asked Bearpaw with an obviously fake blithe-ity. [Okay, that might not be a word, but screw you all!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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Post by icefang on Apr 2, 2006 15:05:51 GMT -5
OOC: *shuffles out of the spotlight sheepishly* ho hum... can't think of anything to post...
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Post by icefang on Apr 3, 2006 22:45:02 GMT -5
OOC: mm.. why did I think Swirlingheart was a tom?... well, what's done is done, I'll post now
IC: "What a deeply scandalous thing to say, I insist you take that back!" said Spiritpaw, fighting back the grin threatening to curl across her face (and losing).
OOC2: I admit it... I stole it from The Village! WELL THEN, (c) to Mr. Night Shamalayayayaya or something with an 'Sh' and an 'a' and a 'y'
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