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Post by icefang on Feb 16, 2007 21:07:39 GMT -5
"I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another foolish plan get us all killed or worse, expelled!" hehe i like that one WOOOOT!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!
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Post by icefang on Feb 16, 2007 21:11:46 GMT -5
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
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Post by icefang on Feb 16, 2007 21:20:39 GMT -5
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES (got these off a site):
(To the tune of "I Love You" by Barney): "I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you, The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head, The roses stink, sorta like sheep, But leave your name, number, and message after the beep, The roses are molding, the violets are rotten, And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten."
"You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is 'The Twilight Phone'"
"Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us."
"Can’t take your call, I'm hiding from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee! Leave a message?"
"Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up."
"I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back."
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Post by squirrlflight on Feb 17, 2007 8:01:20 GMT -5
"Rain Drops are Falling on My Head Now Baby, Rain Drops are Falling on my now..."
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Post by Azure on Feb 19, 2007 17:19:25 GMT -5
another answer machine massage
If you so much as say one syllable I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish! Press the * key to fax me.
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Post by turtle on Feb 19, 2007 21:49:15 GMT -5
lol jas i think i can think of more red vs blue sayings.... *is thinking hard* i found one!
caboose: i knew she[tex] had to be a girl. girls never like me.
tucker: caboose, i dont think anyone likes you
caboose: i like me....
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Post by Shädôwolƒ ™ on Feb 23, 2007 0:44:55 GMT -5
[navy]Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does... *explosion*
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.[/navy]
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Post by turtle on Feb 25, 2007 17:01:44 GMT -5
lol ok lets see if i can think of another red vs blue quote, jas im gonna watch epi 90 again cuz theres a good one...
church: do you want caboose to be your decoy or do you want to do this on your own? *sheila the tank shoots* tex: i see your point church: go ahead caboose caboose:hello tex tucker: dude you will not believe what doc just pulled off church: shut up tucker. dont interupt. tucker: interupt what? caboose: tex i think you are pretty and you havent hurt my body in a long time. so i was hoping we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands and you would go with me. and when you go with me you would be my real girlfriend tex: i think that would be..... nice caboose. we should... definately..... do that. tucker: what the hell, tex have you gone crazy? if you want to get with somebody get with me, the love doctor. im a real man, i will rock your world. tex: *looks at church* church: hey don't look at me. hes not part of the plan. tex: *hurts tucker* tucker: OW! what is going on around here? caboose: i don't think im going to use tuckers rock your world line. i think im going to stick with my own material.
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Post by shâdowõlƒ on Mar 6, 2007 1:09:57 GMT -5
Guess where this came from:
Ishnu Alah
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Post by turtle on Mar 6, 2007 18:06:47 GMT -5
i dunno but its time for another one of my red vs blue quotes!
caboose: uh oh tex: yep doesn't look good caboose: no i lost a mitten we have to go back!
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Post by shâdowõlƒ on Mar 7, 2007 19:48:39 GMT -5
Lol
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
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Post by turtle on Mar 9, 2007 21:14:42 GMT -5
kewl, ummm i think i know another rvb quote, jas i'll find one in the most recent one, epi 91....
caboose: i don't know what to say.
church: dont worry, just go out there, hold her attention and don't say anything stupid. No wait, be natural, say stupid things, go!
*caboose goes over to sheila the tank*
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Post by shâdowõlƒ on Mar 9, 2007 22:18:39 GMT -5
LoL
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. -Scott Adams
Episode 89 - Red vs Blue Grif: I heard something that time! Simmons: You didn't hear anything! [dripping sound] Grif: There! Did you hear that? Simmons: Yes, I heard water dripping. Grif: Sounds like bats! Simmons: Bats aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip! Grif: Bat water! Simmons: There are no bats! Grif: You don't know, what if you're wrong? Simmons: Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body armor. It's designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do? [Pause] Grif: So basically you're saying that you think there's bats! Simmons: Sure. Why not. Grif: I'm getting out of here! Simmons: No you're not, Grif, we're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving. Grif: At least let's go stand by the light! Simmons: No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict no moving policy. Grif: But the light would- Simmons: No. Grif: help us see the bats- Simmons: No. Grif: and their fangs! Simmons: No!
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Post by turtle on Mar 10, 2007 18:15:27 GMT -5
lol i love rvb! its my fav show in the world.
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Post by squirrlflight on Apr 1, 2007 10:08:58 GMT -5
to live or not to live.
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